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Senioritis
Yo guys I cannot believe I am still on this fuckin boat. Yes, I called it a boat. That’s how you know the koolaid has run dry. I am just… Read more
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A (limited) Travel Guide
I am not a professional traveler but maybe I should be. One of my personal heroes is Anthony Bourdain, I’m still fucking pissed that he’s dead. I deeply admire his… Read more
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Backstage Pass
Hello blog, I’ve missed you. I haven’t written anything new in quite a few weeks and for that I am sorry. I have no excuse other than at first I… Read more
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Shipuationships
This entry is the one I have simultaneously been the most excited and most scared to write. This is the real shit, the big feelings, the source of the most… Read more
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The Second Seven
Before I started this current contract, I knew I would be doing a “repositioning voyage”. That is ship lingo for switching from one home port to another, usually over a… Read more
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Shadow shit
Trigger warning, I’m going to be talking about suicide. More specifically suicide’s little cousin, suicidal ideation. It may seem a little out of left field and I’ll admit, it is.… Read more
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Don’t call it a boat
It’s a ship. When I first got the contract, before I ever set foot onboard, I spent a lot of time calling it in a boat. There are many hours… Read more
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She tried it
Just kidding I changed my mind. Hello my name is Anna and I officially give up on anonymity. I’m a snarky, shit talking, sarcastic burlesque and night life emcee from… Read more
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Where Everything Is
I wrote a poem yesterday. This is not a typical activity for me, although it’s not completely unheard of. I feel the inspiration to write poetry maybe once every five… Read more